by Evan Whitton by Evan
Whitton, author of Serial Liars: How Lawyers
Get the Money (Lulu 2005). (Sydney Sun-Herald
| October 30, 1994 )
'Best ------- ball I've bowled
all season, and they're clapping him!' Eric Hollies, Saturday 14 August
1948
Bradman, nearly 40, took a
team of invincibles to England in 1948. Neil
Harvey (b. 1928) was the youngest; S.J.E.
(Slamming Sammy) Loxton (b. 1921), was second
youngest. Harvey kept getting out for low
scores but was 'not game' to speak to the
captain; he asked Loxton to ask Bradman what
he was doing wrong. The oracle spoke; Loxton
relayed the answer: 'I can't tell him anything
because he can bat, but if he keeps the ball
down he can't get out.'
A new law, that a new ball
could be taken after 55 overs rather than
200 runs, suited Australia: Lindwall and Miller
formed their best express attack since Ted
MacDonald (1891-1937) and Jack
Gregory (1895-1973) in the
1920s. J.J. Warr (b. 1927), onetime England
fast bowler, said of Lindwall: 'I suppose
if one were granted one last wish in cricket
it would be the sight of Ray Lindwall opening
the bowling in a Test Match from the Nursery
end at Lord's.'
Lindwall told John Lingard
in 1994 that Bradman could read a batsman
and tell you how to bowl to him, but he did
it obliquely, as with Bill Edrich, who tended
to play across the line, at Lord's in 1948.
Lindwall habitually placed a short leg behind
the square leg umpire. When Edrich came in,
Bradman asked Lindwall: 'Do you want that
short leg behind or in front of the umpire?'
'No, leave him there,' Lindwall
said.
He bowled a couple to Edrich
and would have had him caught by the short
leg if he had taken Bradman's hint. He asked
Bradman if he should move the fielder.
'It's too late now,' Bradman
said; 'he won't play that shot again.' Edrich
played against Australia for another five
years; Lindwall says he always had him in
trouble as a result of Bradman's tip.
Lindwall recalls that the
team attended a black tie function while a
match was in progress, and that three of the
bowlers on duty, himself, Colin McCool and
Ern Toshach, were then invited to a party
15 miles out of London. They had to make three
separate cab trips to get there; this persuaded
them to stay at the party rather than attempt
a complicated trip back in the early hours
of the morning. When they did get back, still
in dinner suits, they went up the hotel stairs
in case Bradman was in the lift, but met him
doing his exercises. The great man said no
more than: 'Have a nice night? You had better
do all right today.'
They had a shower and took
the field. Bradman bowled the three of them
all morning; each took three wickets. Lindwall
was on the rubbing table at lunch when Bradman
'smacked me on the behind' and said: 'You
were pretty lucky today.'
'Why? We got them all out.'
'If you hadn't I would have
liked to see the three of you bowling all
afternoon.'
Australia won the first Test
by eight wickets (Bradman 138), the second
by 409, and retained the Ashes by drawing
the third. The fourth, at Headingley, Leeds,
provided an appropriate coda for Bradman's career. England,
captained by Norman Yardley, got 496 and looked
like breaking a 10-year drought when they
had Australia 3 for 68. A harmless enough
quick bowler, Bob Pollard (1912-85), bowled
Bradman for 33 with a perfectly straight ball
that did nothing in the air or off the pitch.
Keith Miller, who was batting at the time,
was surprised; he didn't think it was possible
to bowl Bradman with a straight ball. However,
there were no sightscreens, and he assumed
that Bradman lost the ball in the crowd.
Australia made 458 (Harvey
112, Loxton 93, including five sixes, Lindwall
77. Yardley batted on for a few minutes on
the fifth day, Tuesday 27 July, so he could
use of the heavy roller to further break up
the pitch, and then declared at 8 for 365.
This set Australia 404 to win in 344 minutes
on a pitch that had already been plundered
of 1319 runs and was taking spin. No team
had ever got 400 in the fourth innings to
win a Test match; indeed, only two teams had
ever made more than 250 in the fourth innings
of a Test in England.
'I fear we may be defeated,'
Bradman wrote in his diary. He told baggage
man Bill Ferguson to have the team bus back
at the ground by mid-afternoon.
England had three proper bowlers,
Pollard, Alec Bedser and off-spinner Jim Laker
(1922-1986), and part-timers Bill Edrich,
Ken Cranston (b. 1917), Yardley and Denis
Compton, who bowled a left-arm googly called
the Chinaman. Bradman later felt Australia
would not have got 250 if England had picked
a leg-spinner like Doug Wright (b. 1914) or
Eric Hollies (1912-81). To win, Australia
had to bat at a rate of 70.465116 runs per
hour. In the event 109.1 overs were bowled,
so the rate per over turned out to be 3.7030247.
The computer in Bradman's head could no doubt
handle the decimals in either calculation.
The left-hander, Arthur Morris, and Lindsay
Hassett opened the Australian innings at 11.44
am. Hassett seemed to be playing for a draw
and they got only 44, including 14 from Laker's
first over, in the first hour.
Back in January of that year,
Denzil Batchelor, who had been studying Bradman
since 1930, observed Trevor Allan's Wallabies
beat England 11-0 at Twickenham; his account
of it in Days Without Sunset still seems to
me the finest report of a Rugby match. Now
Batchelor reported to The Sydney Morning Herald
that the arrival of Compton 'gave the subfusc
game a blush of colour. Morris, who retained
his bat for aggressive purpose despite his
Roman resolution in defence, on-drove and
cover-drove Compton with majestic ruthlessness.
Then came a breathtaking moment. Morris swung
at Compton's lofted spinner, missed by a wide
swath of air, and toppled in his crease. Simultaneously,
[Godfrey] Evans [b. 1920] snatched at the
ball, juggled helplessly with it, and spilled
it on the ground - for all the world like
a priceless Ming vase lying in smithereens
as the result of the ministrations of a careless
housemaid.'
Luckily for Australia, Compton
got rid of Hassett, 15, caught and bowled,
and Bradman came to the crease at 1 pm with
the score at one for 57. The rate for the
remaining 4 1/2 hours was now 77.1 recurring
per hour. Batchelor saw the attack, apart
from Bedser, as 'banal and purposeless', but
Bradman had an attack of fibrositis and was
in some difficulty. Fortunately for him, that
tragic man, Jack Crapp (1912-81), was at slip.